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Comment by ♥Jackie Farley♥ on October 24, 2011 at 11:01pm

The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for awhile.

Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so he climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel. The Pope proceeds onto HWY 95, and starts accelerating to see what the limo could do. He gets to about 90 mph, and suddenly he sees the blue lights of the State Police in his mirror. He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window.

The trooper, seeing who it was, says, "Just a moment please, I need to call in." The trooper calls in and asks for the chief. He tells the chief that he's got a REALLY important person pulled over, and asks how he should handle it. "It's not Ted Kennedy again is it?" replies the chief. "No Sir!" replied the trooper, "This guy's more important." "Is it the Governor?" replied the chief. "No! Even more important!" replies the trooper. "Is it the PRESIDENT??? replied the chief. "No! Even more important!" replies the trooper. "Well WHO is it?" screams the chief. "I don't know Sir." replies the trooper, "but he's got the Pope as his chauffeur."

Comment by ♥Jackie Farley♥ on October 24, 2011 at 10:56pm

Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a 
serious step. Are you prepared for it?" 
"I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests." 
"I don't mean that," the priest responded. "I mean, are you prepared spiritually?" 
"Oh, sure," came the reply. "I've got a keg of beer and a case of whiskey."

Comment by ♥Jackie Farley♥ on October 24, 2011 at 10:55pm

Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'? 
A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Comment by Amy Poindexter on October 6, 2011 at 11:14am

a man was being chased by a bear, and the bear cornered the man and the man prayed dear God please make this bear a christian bear. So God did as he said and the bear said dear God please bless this food im about to eat.

Comment by kathern anne gillis on September 12, 2009 at 7:32pm

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Comment by kathern anne gillis on September 12, 2009 at 7:21pm

Between the Pages




little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.

"Momma, look what I found," the boy called out.

"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.

With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: "I think it's Adam's suit!"

Comment by kathern anne gillis on August 29, 2009 at 6:45pm

A Out of Luck
A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help.

He begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.

Joe again prays... "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well".

Lotto night comes and Joe still has no luck.

Once again, he prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Joe is confronted by the voice of God Himself:

"Joe, meet Me halfway on this. Buy a ticket."

Comment by Carol J Case on August 26, 2009 at 10:28am

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