Laughter Doeth Good Like Medicine

ADD A COMMENT

Comment by PROPHETESS CAROL on April 20, 2010 at 6:24pm

Comment by PROPHETESS CAROL on March 27, 2010 at 12:13am

HAHA!!

Comment by Apple of HIS eye on September 5, 2009 at 5:23pm

Keep posting! I don't always comment, but I do read!

Comment by Daughter Of The Most High / Faye on August 12, 2009 at 11:27pm

The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn't quite remember it.

She went to the pastor's study and asked for help. The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial.

After the first two numbers he paused and stared blankly for a moment.Finally he looked serenely heavenward and his lips moved silently.

Then he looked back at the lock, and quickly turned to the final number, and opened the lock.

The teacher was amazed. "I'm in awe at your faith, pastor," she said.

"It's really nothing," he answered. "The number is on a piece of tape on the ceiling."

Comment by Apple of HIS eye on April 28, 2009 at 1:11pm

Thanks, I needed a laugh! For anyone who would like to stop by my page, I have a blog post entitled "a merry heart doeth good like a medicine" that you might find interesting.

Comment by Steve Green on April 15, 2009 at 9:18pm

Here's one I saw today.
Today's forecast, GOD reigns and the son shines.

Comment by Daughter Of The Most High / Faye on March 12, 2009 at 3:25pm

HERE ARE SOME MORE CHURCH SIGNS THAT WERE IN SISTER Karen Simons BLOG ''CHURCH SIGNS''

CHURCH SIGNS

1]ETERITY SMOKING OR NON SMOKING
2) RAPTURE THE ONLY WAY TO FLY.
3)GIVE THE WORLD A SMILE.
4)SPRING INTO LIFE WITH JESUS
5) AMAZING GRACE A SWEET SOUND
6)THIS BLOOD IS FOR YOU

Comment by Daughter Of The Most High / Faye on March 10, 2009 at 2:43pm

Witness the true saying of the Church Marquee Signs:

These are some of the signs, I have seen as I traveled life busy road. Humorus and true all at the same time. Proverbs 15:13 "A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance.."

"The best vitamin for a Christian is B1"
"Under same management for over 2000 years"
"Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk!"
"You can give without loving but you cannot love without giving"
"Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!"
"Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church"
"Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case!
"Come early for a good Back-seat"
"Life has many choices, Eternity has two. What's yours?"
"Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due"
"A man's character is like a fence. It cannot be strengthened by whitewash"
"Preach the gospel at all times. Use words if necessary"
"Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible"
"It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees"
"What part of "THOU SHALT NOT" don't you understand?"
"A clear conscience makes a soft pillow"
"The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday"
"Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive"
"Forbidden fruit creates many jams"
"Christians, keep the faith... But not from others!"
"Satan subtracts and divides. God multiplies and multiplies" :-)
"If you do not want to reap the fruits of sin stay out of the devil's orchard"
"God answers kneemail"
"Try Jesus. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back"